Taylor Swift Says She’s Never Ever Gonna Stop Writing Songs About Her Ex-Boyfriends
Taylor’s manager recently gave her a goat which she named Player, after ex-boyfriend John Mayer.
BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was a big hit with the concert goers at her latest performance which took place in The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise.
The young 23-year-old country singer performed six encores and told the crowd that she thanked them for putting up with her semi-sore throat.
She told them that she had gotten the sore throat after she got hit in the throat with a snowball which was thrown by her bass guitar player.
Taylor let them know that she fined him $ 400 and he is presently on probation.
After the show she was interviewed by Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight.
Miss Swizzle asked her how she was doing after getting dumped by her latest boyfriend One Direction’s Harry Styles.
Tay-Tay immediately perked up and said that Harry, 18, did not dump her. She then let it be know that she had dumped him because she had told him to stop popping his chewing gum all the time and he had said that no split tail was going to tell him what to do.
She reminded him that she was the fabulously talented Taylor Swift and not some up and coming young backwoods country singer like Razzie Stiffanenko or Sissy Sue Ziggybacon.
Swizzle asked her if she ever plans on writing songs that are not about her relationships with her ex-boyfriends.
Swift put down her glass of milk, giggled, and said that New Jersey Governor Chris “Mr. Food” Christie would lose 200 pounds first.
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