BROOKLYN – Rihanna had just left The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after visiting an ex-backup singer who was having her vocal cords aligned.
She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the fact that her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown had recently been seen at Brooklyn’s Plastered Platypus Lounge in the company of several very attractive ladies.
The Caribbean singer shrugged her shoulders and replied that she could not care less.
Miss Frisbee asked her what she thought about Chris openly kissing one of his new girlfriends on the mouth in front of the patrons at a local Pompous Pizza Parlor.
Ri-Ri, as Whoopi Goldberg calls her, rolled her eyes and said that she did not give a rat’s ass about that.
She was then told that Chris had told Ellen DeGeneres on her show that his latest gal pal is a whole lot better in the mattress merriment department than she was.
And with that the 25-year-old singer exploded. She started calling Chris every cuss word in the book and added some that are not in the book.
When told by Miss Vermicelli that her implosion was going to be seen by millions of people that evening on iRumors, Rihanna said that she did not care.
She was asked by Miss V if she wanted to apologize for her profanity-laced diatribe and she declined saying that they don’t call her the black Madonna for nothing.
In Other News. Ryan “Peaches” Seacrest has said that now that American Idol is through for the year, he will devote himself to his L.A. radio show, playing tennis, and denying those persistent gay rumors.