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Many friends of Paris Hilton have said that she is extremely jealous of Lindsay Lohan.

BEVERLY HILLS – Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab.

According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette, who is considered to be the foremost voodoo woman in the entire country.

Madam Lafayette has stated that her talent is a very special gift from the Cajun God of Condiments, St. Tabasco

Hilton reportedly paid Madam Lafayette three times what she normally charges to cast a spell. But she said that it was worth it because she wanted to get Lindsay Lohan out of the picture.

Paris is reported to be so jealous of Lindsay that she will resort to any kind of cheating, scheming, lying, and underhanded shenanigans in order to steal the spotlight away from Lindsay Lohan.

Miss Rangoon asked her if she had also had the voodoo woman cast a spell to make her recent erotic sex tape a success.

Paris smiled, giggled, and remarked that she sure did and just like the Lohan spell the sex tape spell worked like a charm.

Miss Rangoon asked about the rumors that she only made the sex tape as a publicity stunt to take the limelight away from Lohan.

The blonde rich girl turned as pink as a Pocatello carnation and said that she is a Hilton and Hilton’s do not need to resort to that type of game-playing.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: According to Regis Philbin co-host of The Viagra View, Paris Hilton’s erotic sex tape, titled Vangelina’s Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption, has gone from being number one in 13 states to being number one in 19 states in just one week.)

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