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If Guatemalan President Ensalada isn’t careful his country could end up belonging to North Korea.

NEW YORK CITY – The secretary-general of the United Nations Ban-Ki-Moon has made it abundantly clear to the Central American government of Guatemala that they need to squash their invasion of North Korea rhetoric immediately.

Ban-Ki-Moon informed Guatemalan President Pancho Ensalada that his boasting that his country will invade and conquer North Korea not only sounds silly as hell but it is also one of the stupidest comments that he (Ban-Ki-Moon) has heard since he has been the U.N. secretary-general.

President Ensalada understands that his military is greatly outnumbered but he is confident that Guatemala will be victorious because they have something that Kim Jong Un’s military doesn’t.

And that is that they are Guatemalans and as all of Central America and most of South America knows, Guatemalans are pretty much oblivious to pain so they have no fear.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reportedly stated that if Guatemala does decide to invade North Korea they will be repelled by the world’s 4th largest army and they could even do it by merely using chopsticks.

SIDENOTE: According to an unnamed inside White House source President Obama sent President Ensalada a message which read: Dear President Ensalada – Amigo are you friggin crazy or what? Did you bump your damn head on a palm tree? I say this with all due respect, but hombre let me make a point here. The Boy Scouts of Tarzana, California could defeat your little effen rag tag army. (signed) President Barack Obama.

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